Dear Congress,
You could procure Fed Gov Inflatable Worker® complete w/
Real Break Room Tendencies® & Real Chat Room Impulse® &
Frequent Bouts of Loose Stool® ("Just Add Water™")
now that The Shutdown® has been parried & anyhow subject it to
The Shutdown® experience: Arrival of Ethnic Repo Man® &
Arrival of Ethnic Deputy w/ Four Colour Order to Vacate® &
Arrival of Ethnic Missionary w/ Mimeograph on Position® ///
I dreamt that British Petroleum® was acquired by Chia Pet®
in return for the Intellectual Property® accumulated by Madonna®
when she Flirted® with Stieg Larsson Hologram® -- so real that I
purchased Chia Gulf Oil Disaster® ("Just Add Water™" &
"Watch It Grow™") w/ 3.5 pct APR® from Chia High Finance® but
The Sad Regularity of American Life® punked my REM Cycle Chia®
leaving me w/ Flaccid Accounts of Our Inflationary Peoples® ///
Yrs, Constituent
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Enjoying your posts.
Loved '("Just Add Water™" and "Watch It Grow™")'!
Thanks, Jessica. I appeciate the kind words. --------BA
A clever concept.
Thanks, imnotaverse. Nice pun, there. --------------BA
Chia Gulf Oil Disaster®=love
i need to work on my REM Cycle Chia -- that's a Chia Pet with psychic possibilities. Thanks for yr love® ------------------BA
who is going to write a love® sonnet?
i'll cede it to you, Sandra, or, if you'd prefer, i could take a whack at it here, in the world of Dear Congress, aka Dear Venison, -------BA
hehe....we could both try!
i think we should both go for a love® sonnet -- or love® sonnet theme park w/ pixie stix, human pretzels and field artillery. so, yes, both. ------------------ba
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....need we say more?
"Simonds: you boo-hoo Jew who" bummers on the sonnet -- come on, now. I throw down the gauntlet, I challenge you to a sonnet. A love® sonnet furreal. By the end of the month. You. Me. May the best love® sonnet prosper. Eh?
-------BA
Excerpt: Simonds, Sandra, "Knapsack of Ritz Crackers" (Warsaw Bikini, etc. etc., p. 31)
And it's a great book, if I haven't said so already.
Wow thank you! I am so flattered and don't know what to say. O, the poems of my youth! (from 3 years ago)
I accept your challenge!
I don't make the challenge lightly, knowing that I'd be going up against a pro. It's on. The love® sonnet challenge has been accepted! ----------------BA
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