Saturday, April 2, 2011

NaPoWriMo Sonnet #2

Dear Congress,

Please label your crises either
"Fun Size" or "Gidget"
& as for "Alert Levels"
most Americans will wax
Winnebago/ist in their Right-leaning
& glottal couch-fart pathology //
"Excess gut" is Fun Size whereas
"Munititions" is totally Gidget, dig? //
These are your options:
if/then statement; uff/da statement;
ow!/fuck! statement; Alert Levels
& will you please cast "Yea"
to enjoin "Bugger" w/ "Gadget", i.e.,
excess gut uh Budget? //

Yrs, Constituent

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