Dear Congress,
How about a National Irony Month
to celebrate the sturdy ("irony") fiber
of our starchy & beefy Peoples
except that "High Concept" could muss
the crisp lines of our national acumen
in an Asshairs-to-Dingleberries kind of way
"got enough irony in your diet?"
could've been the (money!) motto //
If someone who is "ill endowed" applies for
an Endowed Chair in Any Discipline, then
he (or she) must compensate, I'd say, by
presenting a really fine Chair (swivel, rocking, etc.)
to the Search Committee Members -- "Irony"
they'd note & by that mean Starchy! //
Yrs, Constituent
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