Dear Congress,
Time to revise the Pyramid of Misery
w/ 6 to 11 servings of general uselessness
w/ 3 to 5 servings of furlough & 3 to 5 servings of
chatty supervisor whose velveteen jogging getup
doesn't mask his indie wealth & hirsute worldview //
Also: 2 to 4 servings of angry ethnic cellphone call &
2 to 4 servings of GPS failures such that Metrobus
vanishes right before predicted arrival (kind of like
Pyramid of Orgasm & Pyramid of Bright Ideas &
Pyramid of Epiphanies, Mood Disorders & Sneezes //
Continue to use nightmares sparingly, the one
in which the Kartofel/Potatogruppen Soldaten
advance w/ 50 russet magazines & fascist flatulence
at Mach III those Potatogruppen will leave a Veldt //
Yrs, Constituent
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