NaPoWriMo Sonnet #3

Dear Congress,

You have re-eroticized
my consumerist tendencies &
I require endless athletic support
or endless Sport
seasons that never expire
teams that never perspire //
"Cardswipe" is the new "Arsewipe"
you Cardswipe you
jockstrap emeritus you &
your glandular glad-handing //
I fashion festive nut balloon
from walnuts & (Magnum) prophylactic
the ladies think me econo-patriotic &
like a nut balloon, I am hard //

Yrs, Constituent