Friday, April 29, 2011

NaPoWriMo Sonnet #29

Dear Congress,

I didn't give you The Chili Pepper at
Rate My Congress dot com b/c
you're not "hot" exactly
you're stagnant & inert
so I clicked on The Festering Swamp
you have several ratings of Festering Swamp &
half a dozen friend requests from
Radicalized Air Biscuit, Lincoln, Neb. //
I went to Rate My Athletic Supporter dot com &
commented "itchy & pinchy &
elasticky but emphasizes my Massive Cock"
I rated my athletic supporter Four Bulges out of
Five Bulges b/c my support Matters
how about some support that Matters, y'all? //

Yrs, Constituent

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