Wednesday, April 13, 2011

NaPoWriMo Sonnet #13

Dear Congress,

I'm not going to bring up Mike Tyson -- No,
I'm not going to bring up Mike Tyson -- OH,
ALL RIGHT: the time he met the Jewish American Princess &
reacted as follows: "That goil wuth tho JAPPY
it wuth lewdicrouth how JAPPY that goil wuth"
he threatened to eat Lennox's children but
ate Evander's ear instead does our Legislature intend to
regulate the discoloration between his threats & his meals? //
Boxer ear could be full of triglycerides for ex. or
consider other Fats in Sport -- Minnesota Fats v.
Florida Trans Fats in a friendly game of Snooker
yeah Iron Mike was there, "Awww," he thaid, he thaid
"That Flawwida Tranth Fatths really THNOOKID Minnethota Fatth
it wuth lewdicrouth how THNOOKID that guy wuth!" //

Yrs, Constituent

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