Saturday, April 23, 2011

NaPoWriMo Sonnet #23

Dear Congress,

A telegram to Ma'am is not a Ma'ammogram &
hardly, I am not sassing you
"No Ma'ammogram"
"Yes Ma'ammogram", etc., I am not
getting on that Personal Hygiene Problem either
would you quit diggin' them finger raisins? &
Boston Irish imitations, too
"Ich bin ein Boogah Pickah" ain't tensile, Dawgs //
Bought me a 4-in-1 printer
inkjet, fax, photocopy & Polygraph
cause I want to print, fax, & copy the lie when I detect it
y'all would give that machine a workout! & yet
there you go again: "Ich bin ein
Itchah Scratchah" while the Debt soars //

Yrs, Constituent

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