Dear Congress,
There is Global Warming & there is Personal Warming &
no, I do not mean orgy lotions & whatnot
I mean that body temperatures are soaring "Like Never Before"
such that we require an Act by Y'all to re-establish some Norms --
like, 99.2 might be a start, but if we leave it alone & do nuttin'
people are gonna get to winning awards: Hottest Analyst in America &
hottest HVAC Tech in America & hottest Accountancy Temp in America
because their temperatures would be Warming, Duh! //
At the same time, this will decrease fevers &
lead to fewer sick days, hence a little Two-for-One, there
Raise the National Body Temperature & Increase Efficiency -- O,
there's a Nobel Prize in the wind for your Dumb Asses
Puttin' America To Work! Movin' Forward into the 21st Century!
at 99.2 degrees Personal Body Fahrenheit & Climbing! //
Yrs, Constituent
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