NaPoWriMo Sonnet #20

Dear Congress,

How many Elvises is Flying Elvises &
if you say "A lot of Elvises"
could you please say "A lot of Elvises, Sir" or
be specific: blotto Elvises, umpteen Elvises
are there Multicultural Flying Elvises & by that I mean
are there Ottoman Elvises, Sherpa Elvises
Give 'em Helvises, Pelvises & Warcrime Elvises //
It will take Potatoes to nourish all
the Flying Elvises, it will require Flying Potatoes w/
little parachutes to nourish all the Flying Elvises
it is the bottom of the 8th w/ Joe Ronca at The Bat
in Double A ballpark w/ night lights & indigestion
here comes a slick of Elvises & Potatoes -- Flying -- airdropped
it is America -- Normal -- & Our Only Hope //

Yrs, Constituent